A British ice-cream company is offering a version of the frozen treat that it claims is akin to a dose of Viagra. Named “The Sex Pistol”, the creamy cocktail is due to go on sale in the department store Selfridges, which prides itself on having a food hall selling the most recherché of products.
The Icecreamists say that just one helping of the ice-cream based drink will leave shoppers feeling “energised and confident”. They however asked drinkers to not be so overcome by their new confidence that they would pester the staff, a worry Selfridges seem to take so seriously they have limited each customer to only one.
The cocktail will be served in a frosted glass and contains herbal ingredients such as gingko biloba, arginine and guarana, all believed to rev up the libido. Despite the herbal additions though it is thought the real kicker comes from the shot of Absinthe which arrives with the drink, offered in a phallic pink pistol.
The combination of ingredients is said to enhance blood flow, though it remains to be seen if it will enhance blood flow to the extent that the popular blue pill does.
The Icecreamists say that they want to liberate the world from ordinary ice cream and will be selling a variety of frozen goods called “vice creams.” The company will operate from an installation on the ground floor of Selfridges named “God Save the Icecream”.
While customers try not to get over-excited by what the company has described as natural Viagra, they will be entertained with dancers, catwalk shows and the musical stylings of Jimi Love and the Icecreamists.